Title: The Cooper Relocation Conundrum
Word Count: 698
Rating: Spoilers up to the season two finale. This was written for the 31_days community prompt on April 20, I'd storm heaven for you, if I knew where it was. But, since I finished it slightly after midnight, it's only posted here.

( Sheldon Cooper did not feel this way often... )

Title: The Keratin Coating Anomaly
Word Count: 669
Note: Written in response to renisanz's fanart, which was created in response to a plot bunny listed by fujidom here: Sheldon uses his secret skills to methodically paint her toenails.
Edit: I just made a few quick edits, per renisanz's suggestion. Enjoy!

( That was it -- Penny could not take it anymore. )

x-posted to renisanz's journal and my writing journal